I have an older male ob/gyn and he's great. He's unflappable, he's practical, and he has seen EVERYTHING, so nothing I tell him seems to phase him. I'm going to be very sad when he retires, although he deserves it!

So, I've never had a male gyno, but the only one I could get an appointment with right now is male. I'm reading all of these other responses and am so glad to see this. I'm a bit uncomfortable, but kinda figure, eh, why not give it a try now, I can switch next year if I need to.

I have a male gyno. He's about 60 - I wouldn't go to anyone else (until he retires, obviously). I went to a female gyno once in college and it was a horrible experience - I've never had anyone be so judgmental of me. I'd probably stick to dudes just because of that experience.

One wonders what the distinction is between that and an in-wedlock one. Regardless, this sounds like a horrific tale all around. Those poor kids.

We need a

Any story that has "Gets Kicked In the Dick" in the headline is A-ok in my book.

I guess you could say she injured his pinky too.

Pittsburgh**!

Yeah... 22 Jump Street, man?? A sequel to a shitty remake of an old 80s TV show? Judging you.

Another Pittsburgh expat here—first, our Bucs are dying (and don't get me started on the Steelers), and now this?

Also formerly of the Burgh... I know the harassment and violence aren't funny, but I did giggle just a tiny bit on learning this happened on the Gateway Clipper / reading it described as a "premiere cruise service". I always knew shady shit happened on those boats! Also, are any of yinz surprised a PA State Trooper…

The way the bride was clinging to that winner of a groom as they walked out of municipal court the next morning seems to indicate that she knew exactly who she was marrying and accepted him for the scum he is. I can understand wanting to wait until the cameras are elsewhere before totally blasting him, but why keep…

Thanks for that. Those dudes looked so out of it.

Anyone got an Arrested Development "I've made a huge mistake" GIF for the lucky bride?

There should be a 48-hour grace period after you say "I do" during which you can change your mind and be all "NOPE. I ACTUALLY DO NOT" with minimal paperwork. This would be a good thing for a situation like this.

The Daily Mail said that she just stood there - not ashamed, just apologetic. That makes me feel like this has happened before and she totally knows who she married.

THANKS OBAMA!

I personally hate the summer - every summer. I hate the heat, the humidity, the beach, all the enforced outdoor fun-having, the clothes. I hate it all. Everything. So I'm always happy to see it go. But Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was indeed a surprisingly good movie.