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So. many. feels.

My #1 favorite "why did you bother photoshopping that?" item: elbows. I think most of the time, whoever is 'shopping fashion mag photos has been staring at the same thing for way too long, at which point they inevitably find 'faults' that most people wouldn't even notice.

Disgusted? Yes. Surprised? No.

This definitely sounds like a game show on Comedy Bang! Bang!

Sadly, I doubt these bridesmaids were asked if they would do something like this before they agreed to be bridesmaids. (This makes an excellent case for bridal party prenups — which I really, really wish were A Thing. Unless they already are, because I did not know about the bridesmaid-ass trend until five minutes

THANK YOU. I have the exact pair in the main article photo, and they are awesome. (I clicked through just to find the Jezebel contingent who I knew would be defending them.)

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Yes. Yes, you are. And I'm using that as an excuse to share this:

Yes! In college, I worked in the on-campus/dorm mail room and my coworkers and I were allowed to keep magazines belonging to anyone who was no longer in the university housing system. There were at least two owner-less Playboy subscriptions floating around, and I usually managed to snag one of them before my male

Yes! I didn't see that until now, so thank you for pointing out something sensible amongst all this ridiculousness. :)

Not at all, especially considering I did the same at this line item under the Platinum package:
"Guaranteed rinkside seating, directly overlooking the magical ice rink where the happiest “yes” of your life just took place."

:|

And what's even more unfortunate — that description pretty much covers all of the A&F family of stores.

If we ever needed any further proof that lighting is everything, look at the color(s) of Naomi Watts's dress amongst the photos. (Either that or she pulled off a dress change of epic proportions.)

I second the motion for Linda's and Intimacy. Also, once it moves into Manhattan — Nordstrom. Great selection, and they carry all kinds of price points. You can also do what I did: Get fitted in person at Linda's, find your size in certain brands (it can vary), then go to Nordstrom and see if they have it for cheaper.

I haven't much to contribute to this, other than the fact that I never thought my own 99%-white suburban high school named after a fruit would do anything to make national(ish) news. I can say, though, that when I was there, most people would skip the formal school lunch and go right for multiple helpings of the

Justice is blind!

My old neighbor had exactly two weeks to pack and move himself to California for a job. In that time frame, he was purging most of his possessions and gave me: A brand new queen size bed, dining room set, a floor lamp, a desk, a futon, an ironing board and...his impulse-purchased year-old apricot poodle. My neighbor