You may not die, but you'll probably make the TSA richer...
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Good lord I hope so!
I did a little math I would like to share...
This is fantastic.
An ear-worm, right? My apologies...haha
Is it too late to nominate a last-minute wild card?
Adorable. Also, fantastic, because now the owner can call the dog "L.L.", like Tracy Jordan calls Liz Lemon.
Is that you, Robin Sparkles?
Is that you, Robin Sparkles?
Is that you, Robin Sparkles?
Is that you, Robin Sparkles?
As a resident of PA, I've seen the blind devotion to this team, and it is disgustingly pervasive. Kids are cruel, yes, but this seems to be just another terrible indicator of how the institutionally-sanctioned cult that is Penn State football may possibly have prevented victims from coming forward sooner or witnesses…
I have a nearly-unpronounceable Italian last name; let's just say it has more vowels than consonants, and ends in '-eri'. TheRoyalHe has an easy, WASPy last name that I envy.
Ha! That's a great idea. It should really say, "I (chose not to) CHOOSE LIFE."
Precisely! However, calling it '37th worst' stays true to Gawker's the-United-States-is-completely-screwed/glass-half-empty stance. Aaaand I am a cynical East Coast American, so I'd have to agree. :) And I wish it were Transylvania — we'd have castles! (But instead we just have former prisons that look like castles.)
Oh, Pennsylvania. You make me so sad to be a resident. (That and your antiquated liquor laws. Sigh.)
...Like great-great-grandmother like grandchild?
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Oh, I could write a book. Unfortunately it would be largely defamatory (and I'm horrible at fictionalizing things I want to badly to tell as the truth), and I'm not about to be the new Sienna Miller of Pittsburgh-bashing. And it would be worse for me, because I grew up there. To everyone in Pittsburgh, she was just a…