I remember reading a letter she wrote to a friend essentialy complaining that she couldn’t bang her husband without receiving an unpleasant screaming souvenir of it nine months later. Poor Victoria. Born a horndog in an age without birth control.

actually, it is. i’m having a blast. as is everyone else in this comment thread. you’re the one being a fucking downer on a site that touts itself as a blog for celeb AND gossip. so, shhhhh.