“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

Hey, Brandel Chamblee’s on Deadspin!

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Title Nein

Very disrespectful to the military.

“What is her goal, exactly?”

Idealism meets the two-by-four to the noggin of Reality.

So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

Using the word “cuck” should be a hate crime. I hope that word will be eliminated within my wife’s son’s lifetime.

Why would I feign naivete? To be condescending? That’s right, other Barry.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Good job Tom

All Aboard The Bear Train

- But enough about Peter Thiel's weekends.

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

I beg you to consider the negative impact ridding the world of epee: without epee, Will Shortz will never be able to complete another puzzle.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.