It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Before any of you get on Patrick for not mentioning the injury that defined this game, remember that Petchesky is holding a gun to his head while daring him to mention #87 on New England.

Gainesville cops catch the ball, but don’t really do anything with it.

9 letters (-1 letter) Coincidence?

A planned parenthood in Ohio was the only place that would treat me when I was having pregnancy complications with no health insurance. I was visiting family, and just found out I was pregnant the day before I left. I woke up one morning during my visit with intense cramping and severe bleeding. I had no idea what to…

“...I’ll answer the question, whatever, but I don’t know why you even bother.”

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

Go. Fuck. Yourself.