therootcatcallsjezebel
TheRootCatcallsJezebel
therootcatcallsjezebel

That’s why you need Old Glory insurance - for when the metal ones come for you.

Ignoring the creepy in favor of the pedantic: My mom’s cardiologist gave us a list of good and bad foods, and ice cream got five black stars. It’s entirely unlikely that this lady in the commercial outlived all her family and friends by stuffing her face with ice cream.

Here’s the scoop, any given sundae, this video was mint to be.

Our corporate overlords no longer give a fuck - eat the ice cream!

That made me not want to eat ice cream.

Ice cream commercials should be like this ^...........not creepy.

But is it a commercial that actually makes you want to buy the product it’s advertising? It just made me think that Halo is the product of AI who barely understand the concept of ice cream or human emotion. Which I guess is fitting, because the shit tastes that way too.

Perhaps for genre fans - thrillers and horror are genres I rarely watch, and I only watched Get Out due to the hype. But yeah, it’s an overgrown twilight zone episode. Personally the only good moment was when the hero is about to escape and the cop car pulls up. They probably should have cut the film right there and

I’m curious because I haven’t heard this story before, but I’m struggling to imagine what the actual story arc will be like. That’ll be a tough one to flesh out in a compelling way.

It sounds kind of boring to me.

I have low hopes. I like old Spike Lee but he’s entered the “I’m only making films for my own reasons” part of his career. Congrats on getting there, I don’t want to watch that stuff. And I don’t think Peele is good at all and Get Out was massively overhyped for what was really a by-the-book horror-thriller.

It’s a bad imitation at one of her mother’s films.

It actually makes me more incensed the more I think about it. Really talented filmmakers bust their asses for years. It’s SO hard to get anything financed w/o connections. This girl just rolls up and is like “Mommy/Daddy I wanna make movies,” gets handed some $$$ and demonstrates that she has no discernible point of

I haven’t seen it, but I am way bummed out by the blatant nepotism that is all over this movie. Mediocre white girl with amazing Hollywood connections makes medicore movie that is basically a rip off of the movies that her famous parents have made. I’m good, thanks.

Saw it. I concur. Also, letting three complete strangers move in and hang out, unsupervised, with one’s young daughters seems like a bad idea. I couldn’t get past that.

Can I get a deal on irony today?

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Karlie Kloss has the best walk among these batch. I guess she’s the only one that really was a model from the start.

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“Sort of there.” There are many, many things you can say about Bale including but not limited to being bat guano crazy for the hell he puts his body through but don’t even hint that he is mediocre actor. He is one of the best in the business. Ever since he was a kid. And I don’t mean, kid as in a twenty-something. I

Carell was in a movie “The way way back “ which does qualify him as serious actor.