you just crossed into deadspin category.

TIL: someone actually thought the world needed a new gossip rag.

It should be blared over loud speaker in Atlanta every day at that time: “IT IS NOW 28 to 3"

Seeing that Billy is a Pats fan made me question myself so fucking much.

At least the people of Atlanta saw it coming from Sherman.

He probably also roots for Alzheimer’s and the IRS.

Scathing and true but listen, my guy. That was a 25 point lead.

Here’s what that work chat convo looked like when the game ended.

Sherman was kinder to Atlanta than Kyle Shanahan was.

The part of the strip sack that gets me isn’t the blown block. You remember what the down and distance was on that play? 3rd and 2. Hand the ball to Freeman when he’s been wearing his cleats out on the chests of Patriots? Nope. Let’s be morons.

I went to college in Boston (not Cambridge. I’m not one of those Harvard grads that “went to school in Boston”). I became a Pats fan in the late 90s, because, well, whatever, they were there. And then they beat the Rams in 01, and won twice more, and the Red Sox won in 04, and even though I left the state I went full…

This game took years off my life and was responsible for a hangover that took me a solid two days to recover from. I had friends that left in the third quarter because I was so inconsolably drunk that all I could mutter was, “It’s over, it’s all over.”, and they didn’t want to be around for the bitter end when I stood…

I’ve never been as excited for, like, anything, as I am for the Patriots WYTS.

A friend of mine lives in the Atlanta suburb of Wheeling, WV.

It does not fucking shock me in the least that Billy Barcelona is a fucking Pats fan.

I’d like to take this moment to congratulate the people of New Orleans for their perceived Super Bowl victory.

A bridge collapsed in Atlanta, there are numerous stickups at Georgia State University, and the Braves moved out of Atlanta to take part in White Flight because corporations are white people too. And yet none of those things compare to the fuckery that was 28-3. 28-3 will be a 30 for 30 special 20 years from now and…

I was bored at work yesterday, so I started watching NFL highlights. Not just from this past season- that crazy Seahawks/Packers NFC Championship game from a few years back, the OT Packers/Cardinals game, the Cowboys/Lions game, the Packers/Steelers Superbowl.

or to put it another way

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