Fellow Patriots fan. I had to fly to Atlanta shortly after the Super Bowl. Not only did I wear a Patriots Super Bowl champs hat on the flight and back and everywhere, but I carried a copy of William Tecumseh Sherman’s “Memoirs” with me, and referred to it as “My guidebook to the best hot spots in Atlanta.”

“All white people are racist, except ME.”

What flavor was the Kool-ade?

Most aren’t trying to have a conversation. They just want you to feel bad because they don’t have their own shit together.

Am I losing my mind here? Every white person is racist? This is OK now to make blanket statements about millions of people and expect zero blow back? If this is the hill she expected to die on and make a name for herself with, super. But for those of us that are not try-hard but actually trying, go fuck yourself.

She was invited to stand for diversity. Not spew racism. Sucks to suck.

and that’s why 94% of us who voted supported HRC.

Honestly, this conversation starts to feel like trolling. “ALL white people are racist.” “No we aren’t” “Oh my god, you are horrible for being insulted as an entire race.” I personally think it is a completely ineffective way to have a conversation, if you are trying to have a conversation.

Yeah, don’t think calling 75% of your customers entitled, clueless racists is the best marketing ploy. Or saying your employer is full of crap for giving you a job. But kudos to her for standing up for what she believes in. I think my employer (and many of our clients) is pretty clueless and evil too, but food’s gotta…

She’s talking about you and your dumb liberal ass.

She was fired for HER racism.

I like to reference Marge’s description of her sisters from The Simpsons: “It’s Patty who has chosen a life of celibacy. Selma has simply had celibacy thrust upon her.”

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I’m trying to work my way toward embracing it, since apparently I will be stuck here forever, but... it is not going well.

*laughs aristocratically*

Yeah, I periodically “enjoyed” celibacy during my late 20's and early 30's too. By “enjoyed” I mean went on many terrible dates, drank way too much, went through a crushing depression, was angry all the time, longed for the touch of another person, stagnated creatively and professionally, and much much more.

Celebrities, they’re just like us!

Jolie is fucking the Guru in 5.....4......3.......2......

I am totally embracing celibacy too, whether I want it or not.

Celibacy does not embrace back.