therootcatcallsjezebel
TheRootCatcallsJezebel
therootcatcallsjezebel

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Take away that one Superbowl, and he is still the sorry Jets coach that had to go to college.

To be fair, like most Seahawks fans, he may have only started watching football 5 years ago. In that brief span of history, they may very well have been the best defensive team. The 85 Bears and 2000 Ravens, hell even the 2015 Broncos, were far better.

“There we were, one fucking yard from rubbing it in Brady’s dumb pretty boy face and cementing ourselves as a dynasty with the greatest defense of all time...”

Hey man, gotta keep it pure for your second wife, who already has a kid by another dude.  

Your quarterback: He’s somewhere in there...

And he DGAF what your gender studies professor says. 

The 12s are by far the worst fanbase in the league. Worse than the Patriots glory boy motherfuckers, worse than sanctimonious Cheeseheads, worse than the racist Terrible Towel waving morons (who get more openly racist with each IC Light and every perceived error committed by Mike Tomlin), and worse than Raider Nation,

The best part of the Seahawks’ recent success is how Boeing has spent millions of dollars adopting the team as its own. Now all these blind Seahawks fans talk about their love for a company that has done everything in its power to screw over the region and move jobs to right-to-work states. They’re rooting for their

Carroll’s “Tell the Truth Monday” must get really interesting whenever the topic of steel beams comes up.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Hazel yesterday:

Yeah, I hate when I’m reading a real meaty article and it’s interrupted by a fashion ad.

Wow I really dislike this hypocritical piece, Hazel.

So’s Jezebel. So’s the 10,000 ads I see from StackSocial and other things on this site. They, and you, have to keep your product alive in order to reach people with your message. That’s kinda...life?

It’s like people forget that journalism doesn’t run on air and that those writers would probably like to eat and pay rent and shit.

Good thing Jezebel is pure and ad-free!!!!!!!1

Ummmmmmmm...

Magazines are such a double-edged sword once you remember the real products are the readers and the buyers are advertisers.