Guess you missed the part where the original was written by a Black guy? Thanks for playing!

Other things that aren't real: Ghosts, the Ghostbusters.

Couldn't she just make her letter go to 10 and have 10 be a little more than other letters?

I wrote a letter to the premier once when I was in 16 about a particularly high-profile homelessness issue in my city and used all sorts of fancy words like "Keynesian economic theory". I got a personalized letter response from him addressing each of my points, a meeting with my MLA (our local representative), and an…

Nay... BALLER.

I work at Dick's Sporting Goods. I hear this complaint on a daily basis and it's true. We carry 1/5 the amount of men's stuff. We don't carry plus size womens but do for men. It's not fair and it's hard to work there. Men don't believe things I'm saying because I'm a woman. Our staff of 65 is 75% male

ROCK. STAR.

I work in retail, and if you email our CEO directly, we definitely hear about it.

The very best part of the letter is that she directs her anger at the right people. Too many adults don't understand that. Remember how many jags directed their anger at low-level employees at Chik-Fil-A, Hobby Lobby, etc.? But McKenna's all, "The staff are friendly and kind, whereas the company can suck a bag of..."

The only thing that makes me almost as happy as that letter is that her dad was proud enough to post it to Twitter.

That was THE finest burn since Chicago 1871. And that signoff was a flawless mic drop! Hire this girl forthwith, give her a corner office and a personal masseur.

Rookie never covers sports, does it? If not than we can fix two big problems right now. Give McKenna a suitable platform and give Rookie a healthy infusion of feminist sports writing.

Nods in agreement all around.

Right? Though there's a lot of cussin' and sex-talk on Jez. Maybe she should start now at RookieMag and head over this way in a decade or so? TAVI, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

And a couple of male cheerleaders and a guy sitting in the stands.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

I cannot wait for the tone deaf response from Dick's. Prove me wrong, Dick's. Dick's.