I find it quite telling that Solange and Jay Z got into fisticuffs, and yet all the stories seem to somehow revolve around Beyoncé.

Support this fully, thank you for your service.

I don't what you're going on about and I don't care. It sounds like a personal issue.

My fiance just came home from H&M the other day with a pair of little boxer-sized swim trunks for the honeymoon. This is going to be a good vacation.

My reaction was very similar to yours.

GOOD MORNING.

Booty jorts! Where has that phrase been my whole life?!

Deep, emotional scars.

I don't really care about getting doxxed. I fully support "sky's out, thighs out" for men. I tend to catch a lot of shit for them in my locale, but who cares. (Also sorry for the adjustment in the second)

My husband has some Joe Namath pretty legs. I hate to see him walk away but I love to watch him leave.

Want me to not wear my shorts at capri-length? Fine, I won't. Always thought it was stupid anyway, why wear shorts if they're not short?

WHY U NO LOVE ME PINKHAM????

Ahh yes, my SO is also fond of this "look." I call it the "German Tourist."

"Satan's spunk" surely needs to make it into C.A.'s lexicon.

He sure has got a pretty mouth...

I'm just came to say damn.

Ah, but have you forgotten...

I don't know WHAT to believe anymore

+10 points to gyffindor