Someday I'd like to see a show do a smart woman version of this. It's another kettle of fish, but it's a thing too.

This, sadly, backs up my sneaking suspension I had since college in the early '90s (hence my references): Men who look like Louie Anderson think it's their God-given right to dismiss all women who don't look like Pamela Anderson.

If you are going to call someone a childish name, at least spell it correctly.

Not all men!

;)

Already in the comments. Le sigh.

No, he promised not to kill the next one.

Y'all keep saying this dude was on the show looking for his next "lover/girlfriend/wife", but I think you should be saying "victim" instead.

Pretty sure they are clapping for the host for kicking him off.

The wood splitter, or the body spray?

Bachelor Number 3. In the Study. With the Rope.

I wish I could believe there wouldn't be a disturbing number of women willing to date him, I really do.

Because junk is cheaper to use than healthy stuff, and also tends to have a longer shelf life. It always, like everything else, comes down to money.

Yessssss. My husband is currently working out of state and will be for a few more weeks, making me a five months pregnant sorta-single mum of a toddler (but with the benefit of a comfortable bank account). The idea of cooking a real dinner completely from scratch while also having to make sure that the toddler isn't…

Silly kel, didn't you know that regulation is the enemy of capitalism because reasons?

That's what frustrates me about time-saving food: it is nothing you'd want in your body.

When my boyfriend and I started dating, we sent all the ones about "How to touch a woman" and "How to Flirt".

I don't know...in the Wikihow world it seems absolutely nothing goes without saying.

They forgot the final step. Adjust fedora and ride off into sunset.