All y’all unkies who refuse to go near unprepared food the whole year - but will do it now that there may be outdoor fire involved

We have also removed the age limit for Kool-Aid, iced tea and other beverages technicians, although measuring cups are still not allowed. It does not matter if you are a STEM graduate from a prestigious HBCU, the “Holy Ghost technique” is still the official BLACC method for drink-making:

Your mother’s side sounds like the typical Southern family drama, especially with sports. Considering all the games being played this weekend (Alabama/Auburn, Mississippi State/Ole Miss, Tennessee/Vanderbilt, Georgia/Georgia Tech, Grambling/Southern, Clemson/South Carolina, or USC/UCLA-does that game even matter…

Ham is mandatory

my aunt wanted to take HALF A DAMN CAKE with her for leftovers that I brought and she didn’t bring anything.

And when I do offer it you, shut the fuck up and keep it on the hush.

This episode was AMAZING 

The ones who most need to change are PROUD of it.

Well ... and the fact that none of them did is a huge part of the problem.

Well, it’s almost like people of color are human.

When does HE go to jail for witness i9, frayd, endangering national security, and multiple DUIs he didn’t serve time for , the first several times?

*White* Indiana.

What struck me was tRump sues at the drop of a hat. He sued Bill Maher for saying his father was an orangutan!

Somebody had some blurry shots. But you all are making me nauseous at the same time I’m partially encouraged about what I might be able to dodge due to having eschewed some things 46-1 loves from my diet sometime at least a decade and a half ago

The scuttlebutt is back in the 90’s he had a breakdown.

take your star

Diabetes can also hit the heart. There’s a blurry photo on the internet of him carrying a manila envelope under his arm ... so I’m guessing the 24/7 medical team at the WH wanted someone at Walter Reed to read the results.