Laura Dern is like my fifth or sixth cousin, a time or two removed. I should definitely hit her up for relationship advice. She’d do that right? Family is family!

Welcome to the Republican Dreamland.

Racists don’t think they are racists. They think they are realists. Part of the reason they get so mad when you call them on it.

Well, good, someone has to do it, amirite? Good grief. And Clay looks like he failed an audition for Lex Luthor.

Cruelty is the point. It’s what Trumpism is about.

We are governed by morons. Evil morons.

This!

So we all have to learn how to use those controllers? I didn’t grow up with one in my hand (too poor) and I’ve never warmed to them.

It’s hard. Been there, with my Dad. My sincere condolences.

AI-generated Hallmark Christmas movie script.

Sure it’s a word. People know what it means and use it regularly. It’s a word.

My rituals helped for a long time - until I realized they mostly served to remind me I was afraid of flying. I’m not saying give them up, but you may find in time they do more harm than good, and you’ll be better off without them. I eventually grew out of my fear of flying. It can be done. Best of luck.

The polling data does not support that thesis. The October Surprise pulled HRC down a few points, just enough to give Trump the win.

For years I would always owe a few hundred because my withholding was too small - finally fixed that a couple years back. Now I’m back to owing again. Uff.

Look up “herd immunity,” dumbass.

I’ve been pretty out of touch with what’s on the radio for a long time. I found Everlast’s “What It’s Like” playing on four different radio stations at the same time, and I kind of stopped listening to commercial radio after that. A decent song, but the homogeneity turned me off. So I sometimes miss things that are…

White Zinfandel. Which is fine, because that stuff is awful anyway.

Frankly, I’m AOK with Elon Musk firing them all into the Sun (and hopping on board himself). Though I do want to know more about that meeting.

So tired of all these Honduran refugees committing all these terrible crimes.

My grandmother would not let me touch the machine. My parents, on the other hand, had me doing my own laundry as soon as I could reach the top of the machine.