I have kale every day. Some days it’s shaped like a patty melt and fries. Sometimes its shaped like a loaded up plate of Indian buffet food. Some days it’s even shaped like something healthy. On occasion!

Well, yeah. But what about Huey Lewis?

This is our modern day fugitive slave law. And we all know how well that turned out.

Somone with creeping dementia and no sense of decency.

At my age, I’m not interested in children, and I’m not particularly religious, but if Emily needs a godfather, I’m happy to participate in a few rituals.

I really wish I hadn’t read that.

This will make Space-X a very profitable venture, as we would all chip in to strap the likes of Woods et. al. to rockets.

Rich. Really really rich.

Not all that absurd. I remember looking at maps of potential fallout with my friends during the Reagan years and thinking about where we might have to go, if we even could.

I have lots of pre-smart phone selfies. Back in the film days, when I wasn’t sure if there were any pictures left on the roll, I’d turn the camera around and take a pic of myself. Many of these seem to prominently feature my nostrils for some reason. Lol.

never mind

“It just feels like a Magic School Bus kind of day!”

Mizz. with a softened “z.”

Apparently, she was advised early on to wear bold, solid colors so she would always stand out. Probably makes her security nuts.

The PR and most of the administrative people in the organization I work for can not seem to send just text. Everything is an image. Including images of just text. Oh look, my inbox is full again. Guess I’ll delete everything from my employers. It’s mostly useless junk anyway.

Most people in medieval Italy ate gruel. Heck, most agricultural people ever ate gruel. Take you local grain, soak it, mash it, drink it up. What did the Italians do when they got corn? Turned it into polenta. Or grits, as we call it in the south. Eating a diet that is not mostly gruel is a pretty recent thing.

I forget - is he Uday or Qusay?

Look, we’ve all been there. But seriously Spicey, it’s time to move on. He just not into you.

I doubt it.

The Pope, by virtue of being Pope, wins so many points just for not pretending. If I write all the history books, I will definitely feature Grinning Orange Horror standing next to Pope Fuck When Will This Be Over I Need A Beer.