The insurance companies are going to be central if not the leaders in finally getting our government to go all in on fighting climate change. When it costs more to ensure your house than it’s worth, Congress might actually do something real.

Somone with creeping dementia and no sense of decency.

Tell it to the Mayor of San Juan, a lady who ran out of fucks to give a long time ago. https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/913745613803671552/video/1

At my age, I’m not interested in children, and I’m not particularly religious, but if Emily needs a godfather, I’m happy to participate in a few rituals.

Well, we’ll never know because Orange RageCheeto decided anthem etiquette was more important than organizing a full barrel response.

I really wish I hadn’t read that.

This will make Space-X a very profitable venture, as we would all chip in to strap the likes of Woods et. al. to rockets.

Rich. Really really rich.

Which I read in my best Dieter’s Dance Party accent.

Not all that absurd. I remember looking at maps of potential fallout with my friends during the Reagan years and thinking about where we might have to go, if we even could.

I have lots of pre-smart phone selfies. Back in the film days, when I wasn’t sure if there were any pictures left on the roll, I’d turn the camera around and take a pic of myself. Many of these seem to prominently feature my nostrils for some reason. Lol.

never mind

“It just feels like a Magic School Bus kind of day!”

Operation Bikini? I’d think T.J. Hooker would be a bigger draw.

Mizz. with a softened “z.”

Apparently, she was advised early on to wear bold, solid colors so she would always stand out. Probably makes her security nuts.

The PR and most of the administrative people in the organization I work for can not seem to send just text. Everything is an image. Including images of just text. Oh look, my inbox is full again. Guess I’ll delete everything from my employers. It’s mostly useless junk anyway.

Most people in medieval Italy ate gruel. Heck, most agricultural people ever ate gruel. Take you local grain, soak it, mash it, drink it up. What did the Italians do when they got corn? Turned it into polenta. Or grits, as we call it in the south. Eating a diet that is not mostly gruel is a pretty recent thing.

I forget - is he Uday or Qusay?

Look, we’ve all been there. But seriously Spicey, it’s time to move on. He just not into you.