Who peed in your Cheerios this morning? It was me. Or maybe Yoko. We’re not good at coordinating our schedules.

I was called for duty in Nashville a couple times, and I don’t think that table is the regular pool. Actually I have no idea - no place I was sent either time involved sitting around a table - though I never got past voir dire.

Early Shakira, before she tackled the English speaking market, is some pretty good Latin pop/rock. Pies Descalzos and Dónde Están los Ladrones? are pretty solid. Brought to by your local hipster.

I see this show and think, “My contractor did not look like that.’ But then most people I know don’t look like the people on TV.

Trump? Disrespectful to women? Color me shocked. Who can we trust in this world?

They don’t lisp “s”. “C” and “z,” and not always the “c.” There’s probably a “z” exception too, but I’m blanking.

We don’t have to read your post in detail to know you are an awful human being. Your first line made that clear.

Any such discussion requires a reference to young Stalin. You take your chances....

Tenor sax one year, the big bass drum another. That was cool! Me, super nerd with a starring role! (Way, way before nerds were cool.) I will also point out that for two years I was perhaps the only person ever to march with an oboe.

I was stunned when I got DNA back that showed I was 100% European (Though, where’s that Spanish line come from?) We even have a picture of a woman who is obviously a relative and is quite dark. Well, she may be a relative, but she’s no ancestor. Maybe my hypothesis that we had a Mediterranean background (before I…

I think at least some of it is elite schools vs. everywhere else. My students are mostly working and lower-middle class. I don’t have any of these problems.

Just got an e-mail from a student who wanted me to explain why she got a 96 instead of a 100 on a writing assignment. I really want to write back and say, “Spend a couple more decades reading everything you can, and writing every time you get a chance. Then you’ll know.” Seriously, you’re almost certain to get an “A”…

Oh come on. You do realize that a gun is much more effective, much more deadly than most “other means” and suicide is often an impulse act. This whole “Gee, he would have found another way,” is one of the most bullshit arguments of all. If that’s the case, why do we bother with ANY security? Why do we try to keep guns…

Donald Trump, Christian Supremacist. As someone who actually remembers the ‘80s, I find this both amusing and horrifying.

When did he finally figure that out? Ok, then.

And of course Trumpeteer is my FB feed posted “If ever there were people who needed to use birth control.”

Real hipsters use the one at Basement East.

And they went to Tin Roof. That’s smack in the middle of the tourist district!

I give to my department.

That he does not know how to dress himself.