Oh of course, that’s it. Problem solved everyone!

Relevant part starts about 6:40

No. A cheetah is champs at sprints, not middle distance.

Rules, precious rules! They must always be obeyed! Do they make sense? It does not matter, they are the rules! And if you violate them, there must be consequences! Consequences, yes! Because the most important thing in the whole world is the rules!

Your boyfriend’s cat reminds me of a cat of some friends of mine. The cat would eat anything, and they had to be super careful to keep anything remotely edible out of reach. Cat becomes ill, was put on special diet. Illness is eventually diagnosed as likely be intestinal/stomach cancer, with a significant tumor.…

When i first saw the headline, I thought, “What the hell has Han/Harrison done this time”?

37 years? (Does the math...carry the 2....) Damn I’m an old!

Guess the atheist at the religious baccalaureate!

And someday it will be the last part of Florida to exist. Invest now!

Ah yes, rules must be obeyed. Precious, precious rules. Do they make any sense? They don’t have to, they are the rules!

My thought was Spanish diva, like Maria Callas somehow reporting in from the 22nd century.

And he’d be the subject of hours and hours of fawning coverage at Fox News, and be able to look forward to a lifetime of speaking gigs on the right-wing outrage circuit.

I imagine the EEOC office at my school would have a thing or two to say to her.

Apple does not seem to get that I put songs on my phone for a reason. No, I don’t want to stream off the Wi-Fi, no, I don’t want to list to your streaming channel. That’s the whole fucking point of putting songs on my own damn phone.

I’m guessing you don’t watch Fox News. And good for you!

As God as my witness, I will never work food again!

It is. No worries.

I owned a Mazda 323; for a person with no mechanical knowledge, it was awesome, needed so few repairs, and may have made me a bit careless. Somewhere around 200K, it started leaking a lot of oil. I just kept putting oil in; eventually the leaks stopped. Much later I realized that a piece of the valve cover gasket was…

3. The aging college professors that would stand at the customer waiting area window and watch you the.whole.dam.time you had their ancient Volvo/VW/Saab up on the lift making sure you did not leave 1 speck of dust/dirt on their dusty and dirty cars.