Great. Now explain to me the first principle(s) from which yours is “right” and mine is “wrong.” Or, you know, let’s let it drop. But this has been fun.

Actually, “hoist” is the past tense of an archaic verb, “hoise.” So, no, “hoisted” would not be right.

I would love to know which part of the grammar you think is incorrect so that I can explain to you precisely why you’re wrong.

Zander Diamond is Scottish, dipshit.

“They’ve never been closer to the title or this far above all the EPL’s traditional power teams this late in the season.”

My Lord, I hate everything that has been written about Arsenal in this.