This 👆🏼

This is what true patriotism looks like. Kudos to this woman for setting an excellent example.

Dicks out for Lamby

EAD, Nintendo

FUCK YOU, VELOCITY. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

THIS

Look no further:

TL;DR: We’re fucked

Great trailer! Super pumped for Idiocracy 2.

Catching a Mustang wreck on video is now basically the car guy version of Pokemon Go. Gotta catch ‘em all!

Carry.

Answer: Because I don’t live in a strip club

Answer: Because I don’t live in a strip club

Will some billionaire PLEASE call his bluff and offer up millions to Planned Parenthood?

As long as they don’t fuck with Wheeler Dealers, I’m good.

“The Japs?” Are you fucking serious?

I’ve always wanted to see these two vehicles in a head to head, but why can’t it be with a less annoying host? This guy’s unbearable.

Like the old saying goes, “Live by the gun, die by your 4-year-old accidentally shooting you in the back.”

“I’d reached the final act in an unexpectedly realistic video game depiction of what it’s like to be crushing on a girl who doesn’t know you, doesn’t seem interested or even particularly likable, and has her own whole thing going on that has nothing to do with you.”

“And then Donald Trump happened. He’s bowled through the GOP like a urine-hued, gold-plated whirlwind, destroying every possible hope they had for any of their less-insane candidates.”

This post is becoming like that fucking 500 Days of Kristen Whatsherface