This 👆🏼

This is what true patriotism looks like. Kudos to this woman for setting an excellent example.

Apparently this offer isn’t available for Spotify premium family plans. WTH?

Dicks out for Lamby

EAD, Nintendo

FUCK YOU, VELOCITY. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

My favorite feature is how it constantly appears to be on the verge of taking a dump

THIS

Look no further:

TL;DR: We’re fucked

Great trailer! Super pumped for Idiocracy 2.

Catching a Mustang wreck on video is now basically the car guy version of Pokemon Go. Gotta catch ‘em all!

Carry.

Whenever I see a white guy with dreads I automatically assume a fair amount of cultural obtuseness is sure to follow.

Starbuck Suk is my favorite Starbuks treat! Three of my followers who star this post will get a free Starbuck Suk, courtesy of @starbucksuk!

That fucking camera bump though - that is what would have truly put Steve Jobs over the edge. Such a shitty design. Who gives a fuck if the phone is an extra MM or 2 thinner if it means the goddamn camera is going to stick out like a big ol’ zit?

Answer: Because I don’t live in a strip club

Answer: Because I don’t live in a strip club

Will some billionaire PLEASE call his bluff and offer up millions to Planned Parenthood?

As long as they don’t fuck with Wheeler Dealers, I’m good.

“The Japs?” Are you fucking serious?