huh, I didn’t read it that way

The Vagina Ideologues.

Hey that’s no fair! I’m also never not feeling myself, but instead of a “God Bless You,” I get “that’s inappropriate” and “please leave the church right now or we’re calling the police.”

lol. Not what I was aiming for but if the shoe fits.

I’m sure it’ll be full bodied with thick legs, rich and give me a headache. I suspect it will be a fighting variety.

All I got out of this article is Elvira makes wine.

This guy is as mentally competent as any other cold-blooded killer. He was handed a combination of fear, hate, blame, and the means to turn it all into violence.

Well you know what they say about a man who represents himself. Seems pretty apt here.

that was a reference to movie “Spaceballs”

A chicken in every pot and a pyramid full of grain in every yard.

I changed all my texts to “pick up the phone, motherfucker”.

Nobody’s perfect.

Why didn’t he apologize to the one-loss Panthers?

“Every single thing is on the table. I’m looking carefully.”

Vice President Jesus

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

What deliciousness did you just introduce me to?

89 years should be more than enough for a long, rich life. Sorry, old man, your number is up.

It’s also just fun to translate names of Latin athletes into English and call them that full time.

To pile on with the pedantry, the dos in Portuguese isn’t the number two, but the plural definite masculine article. So he is really Johnny of the Saints.