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I’m guessing because he is a fucking idiot.
This month I fully investigated myself and found myself guilty of being awesome. This, of course, was a completely unbiased investigation with comprehensive notes and interviews with my grandparents who know me to be without any flaws whatsoever. I’m pretty much perfect in every way.
Do black people serve jive turkeys during the holiday season?
Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.
Your lips say no, but your eyes say…unh-unh-unh…
Yes! How could I be so remiss?
Phony populism will almost invariably highlight the worst parts of a society, because they’re often the easiest to rile up.
no she’s not criticizing anyone for covering Trump.
Welcome to You Still Here?, a new regular column on The Slot examining people you totally forgot were running for…
Ah, there’s the Cheney we know and despise. I was getting worried.
Still shot of the incident as it occurred:
Because you bleat about them constantly, and they’re so embarrassingly stupid as to be easily memorable. Plus there’s this amazing new thing (it is neither new nor amazing) where you can click on some dumbass’ name and see every dumbassed thing they have ever posted, and you’re a nonstop factory of idiotic rightwing…
Tickets for opening night motherfucka! Merry Sithmas!
Sounds like you contracted “STICK TO SPORTS” disease.
Slanket : good idea :: Trump 2016 : bad idea
You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?
Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.
I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?