Stop what you're doing, and watch these 2 movies. Do not google, just carve out 4.5 hours and prepare to get your hair blown back buy this amazing true story.

Yep, Johnny Two Saints. Pretty cool.

Johnny Two Saints. That’s a great name. Like Frankie Five Angels (Pentangeli) from Godfather 2.

Somewhere on another plane, Ian Curtis just hung himself again.

I thought he was talking about the American citizenry. Either way, condescending in the way many physicians seem to be. No one here, of course.

I'd say good job on the trolling, but it looks like you're just dumb.

Yoda’s spirit is inside BB-8, so that's good [spoiler alert]. And question 33 isn't really a question, so I'm beginning to think you don't care all that much anyway. Just a hunch. Or maybe The Force. It's fucking real, ok?

Should've ejected him for touching an athlete.

And eagles. http://gawker.com/opportunistic-…

In his opening shot before he’s announced, standing behind Noah, I couldn’t help but think of a ghosted Obi Wan coming back to advise his young paduan. Star Wars Fever, it’s real.

While you’re waiting on that, check out his origin story/playbook

For sure, and reason enough to vote Hillary, just to have her continue the exquisite impersonation. This woman is a borderline national treasure. End justified hyperbole.

She is a kook and a nut of the highest order, may she have all the success and entertain us for the next 35 years.

The genteel jingoist.

If you saw a snake driving a car, you'd side eye that. It's just not natural, and subject to scrutiny.

Yeah for sure. The best part is when he’s sort of reconsidering the $10 campaign contribution of spilled pennies “yeah you know what, I will take these”. And then they leave him to go get some Arby’s. These boys are big fans of Between Two Ferns obviously.

Bad news: donkey borne beer will probably explode upon opening. Better wine, or your premixed signature event cocktail.

It felt like pointed trolling. Kind of brand specific.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to root for the Iggles

Sure you were.