Soooooo, care to add any notation what-so-ever that this is an urban legend?

I did not realize that UM also called themselves ‘The U’. You should just let Miami have it. It’s a pretty uninspired nickname.

Oh wow, that is just embarrassing. My natural sense of decorum is telling me to look away from my screen.

That is indicative of good ol’ fashioned pizza. Sliced pizza is a relatively new thing.

Slightly clever, slightly blasphemous; I like your style.

Back in my martial arts training days, my grandmaster told me scientific studies had proven that a violent exhalation can increase strength up to 15%. I always assumed that was what was going on in tennis. I never questioned him on it. To be fair I never questioned anything but his driving skills and table manners.