Choke the Raven nevermore.

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

^^ Want to bet they’re not permitted to point out someone might be concussed?

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

I’m a Pats fan and I cannot understand for the life of me how that wasn’t a touchdown. Never mind a fumble through the endzone and a touchback.

“We’re sorry we were caught charging $4.50 for tap water. In the future, we will conceal it in Dasani bottles like Coca-cola already does.”

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

You like basketball?

You forgot the most important part about how to get on with life afterwards: start collecting bottlecaps.

So I take it you were driving the miata.

I wish this would get more popular as an event. Since the criminal act of paving Pikes Peak all the way up, this should absolutely be heralded as the great hillclimb event of the US.

Has nothing to do with radiator being blocked, his rode his clutch until it exploded taking the bellhousing with it and probably more. Dude is extremely lucky he didn’t lose a leg/foot.

Drivers are definitely all men and men are the only good drivers

Can we all applaud and celebrate that he used landscape mode?

FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF PROTEST!

This was great. You know why? Because, for all of 2 minutes, I wasn’t thinking about the next four years.