I have some bad news for ya, “Roddy”.

THIS IS KOTAKU PLS STICK TO VIDEO GAMES

It’s beyond giving no fucks. Someday we’re going to see a whole movie about the band of scrappy rogue Imperial engineers who try to organise the demise of the Empire by designing for them just really shitty working conditions.

“A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you’ll have to use proton torpedoes.”

Or the guy that wants a game console plus a 4K UHD blu-Ray player. I don’t understand the PS4 fanboy-ism on this. The One S is the better console (games aside, as a consumer will decide on console if they are basing it solely on games). The PS4 does what better than the One S? Upscales 4K slightly better for the same…

“...final nail in the coffin...”

For those at work, I have the transcript:

Sounds like someone has sand in her....

If Sansa starts sniffing and yanking her braid, I QUIT.

Dark Soles is a great game.

That comment made me lose my footing.

Well, that’s one way to get a leg up on the competition

I work at amazon packing items. The way it works is we scan a schute that has items in it in a priority (flashing red schutes first, then solid red, flashing green, then solid green) we take the items out and look at our screen which tells us how many items are in the order, what those items are, and what box we…