I wish I could make $30,000 a year, I would endure some yelling.

I’m hoping he dies. Long shot but a guy can dream.

rouge park rangers

fart every time you leave your desk.

I have a Lhasa Apso who can’t go a day without checking in with her agent. And if she asks for another hundred bucks for head shots and grooming. Bitch, please...

My dog likes watching TV. He’s sort of “different” though.

It’s silly because a dog would never be reincarnated, they’re perfect beings already.

I’m still salty that Padme wasn’t even shown as having a minor crush on Obi-Wan. What teenage girl develops a crush on a pre-pubescent 10 year old, when a delicious man like that is around?

And the kleptocrats have not even been sworn in yet.

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.

You know, the next time he says that he’s sad because you hit him, I think it would be perfectly okay for you to remind him of his behavior that precipitated the spanking. It would probably be good if he realizes that he was part of the problem that day. Learning that behaviors beget behaviors is a valuable lesson.

If your young child has run into the road for the fifth time, after you’ve pulled him out of the street, distracted him with an activity or toy, calmly explained to him why he shouldn’t do that, more firmly talked to him, etc., a firm smack on the behind can be the wake-up call that might just work. Not beating him…

I feel like we have decades of research demonstrating that AT BEST physical punishments are no more effective than alternatives and are associated with troubling outcomes. You’re essentially teaching a child when someone smaller and weaker does things they don’t like, that a physical reaction is appropriate.

Well that’s patently untrue. The number of lawsuits Sea World has recently been slapped with, and the investigations into their practices, make that true. They’re an incredibly financially successful venture and you’d be surprised what they can therefore get away with.

You don’t need to hold the animal and make it do dance numbers to hang on to genetic material anymore.

Voting without any knowledge or details of what you are voting for is the American Way.

“(they’re woke but not like super woke)“