I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Seconded--I’ve been boycotting since the Rams moved out, and I know more than a few other people that have been as well.

WHERE DOES THE BAT GO?! #illuminati #wakeupsheeple

Wait, where the hell does the bat land?!?!

He’s been out of baseball since 1990, so the 25 year statute of limitations has expired.

It appears this bat went straight into the baseball heavens.

Dafuq is Deadspin writing good things about a Cardinals player?

"Why pretend he was blind?"

When I was a kid, like age 10-15, I used to tell people I had no sense of smell. That was kinda based on a lot of allergies that left me permanently stopped up for a while (and what I later found out was a deviated septum), but it eventually turned into my random weird thing people knew…