You ASSume a lot. You might want to get that checked.

The mythbusters tested it with a manhole cover, which weighed over 30 pounds. The *drain* cover that came loose looks to be about 1ft square and probably weighs 3 pounds. Apples and oranges really.

I’m quite sure that 1+1=2. Are you sure you know?

1+1=2

Yes, and you would still come to a rest at zero relative velocity in the center.

I’m thinking a little party out in the parking lot is what this guy really needed.

^This

“. . .but the great thing about running is that literally anybody can do it”

Yes, assuming you want a level playing field for women.

Thats pretty sweet. Takes hard work and dedication to get there and the results are worth it.

Wonder what else he did at the YMCA.

So on his Make-a-Wish day will Mike go hunt some kids in a daycare place?

They’ve totally fucked up the 50th anniversary of Star Trek. Little to no hype, no tie-ins, etc.

Is there supposed to be some kind of joke in this “article”?

Yes, the government will be completely unable to find a vet or fake one.

Fine, sue XYZ, Inc. Good luck finding an address to a corp that disbanded as soon as the package arrived.

OK, so the package says phenobarbitol on it when it comes thru Customs. It has valid import paperwork, what exactly is Customs gonna do?

“Domenico Scala, a Swiss businessman, quit once the FIFA Council voted 186-1 to adopt the power to dismiss the watchdogs who keep the governing body for world soccer from devolving into a naked criminal syndicate.”

Who said anything about openly using it? This is the government that can supposedly hide aliens, why can’t they hide a couple of vials of drugs?

Obviously you don’t have them send the stuff to a prison. Geez, don’t you know anything about using a fake return address?