I see quite a few men wearing socks and sandals around the office. I can’t say anything to them because they’re coworkers or clients but I did call out some probable teenaged intern in an elevator one day. The doors opened, I look up from my phone and there he is with another guy and he’s wearing socks with sandals. I…

Zugzwang? I thought that was Scalia’s term for the judicial philosophy for gutting the Voting Rights Act? Or was it for denying the rights of marriage to gay people? Damn, I don't miss that guy.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

This is about 12 pages too long, as all that really needed to be said was “I watched the movie WARGAMES and applied its lesson to the NBA.”

I read this in full. Hinkie is brilliant in exactly the way certain anti-social failures usually are: he understands intellectually how the world works, except he can’t connect his analysis to any kind of human feelings. I picture him as a young college undergrad 20 years ago writing meticulously researched papers on…

He doesn’t even seem to understand the things he’s writing or why they apply to his job. I mean, if that fucking stock market analogy were any more tortured Hinkie would be indicted by The Hague.

She’s very finger-worthy.

BUT WHAT IS THE POINT?!

Apropos of nothing — I was on a flight from Newark to LA once (1997, I think) with Henner and the cast of Chicago, which she was in at the time. They were going for a Tonight Show appearance. I was back in coach with the dancers (mostly gay men; they were hysterically funny and a pleasure to travel with). She came…

“Between the two games was the first time I ever got fingered, okay?!?” -Marilu Henner

Twitter is basically everyone’s platform. The slobberknockers that the media applies to it is the most annoying thing about pro sports coverage these days. Jesus Christ assholes, if I wanted to know what was happening on Twitter, I’d fucking read Twitter.

Taking Twitter this seriously is like trying to intellectualize…

Just the opening paragraph of this is mouth dropping. The “Trump isn’t Serious” or “Trump was never Serious but now he is” canard is over. You can stand by it all you want Albert, but your were wrong then and wrong now to think you were right then.

“A man who is perpetually cold, apparently.” Anyone know why he wears the baggy long sleeves all the time?

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

“What the fuck you lookin’ at?”

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

...you know, call me crazy, but if I saw a bunch of my coworkers arrested at a hotel for shit, and I was probably involved too?

Some of Greg’s other favorite things:

It would just be “I got this” repeated over and over again, tone gradually increasing in desparation over the course of the game.