Counterpoint: basketball is still boring and useless, but now with one less insufferable shitstain who once sexually assaulted a woman, but got out of the charge by threatening the woman until she refused to testify.

Objectively, your or my opinions of Grantland’s staff and content are not objective measures. They’re the precise opposite of objective measures.

I hate this BS idealogy thought process. ESPN is not in the business to give people jobs! EPSN is in the business to fabricate stories about LeBron and Tebow.

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I place the blame for this squarely on the shoulders of Eli Manning for telling Calvin Johnson not to score since there was so much time left on the clock.

Look, it’s not Matt Stafford’s fault that Lynch was inactive. He did his best with what was there.

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

Hitler’s expertise was with the oven;

Can I ask a serious question? Are people so fundamentally stupid that Adequate Man really needs to exist - OR - is it just trolling for the sake of trolling? I need to know the answer to this. Every “Adequate Man” post could be answered just fine by a 10 year old.

“Outside of RG3, no QB wastes more energy honing his brand image than Cam Newton.”

You should feel bad for everyone who ever gets involved with this horrorshow of an organization. I spent years blaming lowly players and coaches and executives for this team’s shortcomings, only blaming Dan Snyder for his consistent stupidity in bringing them in. After watching Griffin go from Rookie of the Year under…

“It’s just superorganic.”

He probably got hurt trying out for The World’s Schlongest Man competition.

This quote was taken out of context. The “league” RGIII was referring to was the fantasy football league he plays in with Jamarcus Russell, Brady Quinn, Ryan Leaf, Todd Marinovich, Heath Shuler, Joey Harrington, Cade McNown, Rick Mirer, Akili Smith, Tim Tebow, and Johnny Manziel.

I may only be some anonymous internet commentor, but that was my first take on this thing. The purported starting QB for an NFL team has to be a team leader. Regardless of the reasons for cancelling attending the other guys football camp, Smith broke a promise and should’ve just paid the $600 - which is a meaningless…

Came here for real genius reference, was not disappointed. Hat tip to you sir.

The question I have, is whether it will also make popcorn?