Kavanaugh’s toast. (And Avenatti likely won’t rest until Kavanaugh gets kicked off the DC Circuit bench he’s on now).

Now considering jumping into a cake for my 50th. Not from a helicopter though. Now Will Smith shoulda jumped into a cake from a helicopter.

Welp...

I have a severe panic disorder, and my heart goes out to Gisele.

Am Italian (from Italy) and can confirm your grandma’s smartness. 

take your god damn star and gtfo

My grandma would have said this about Will Smith: Chiddu ciucciu fuia e ciucciu spania.

I had cake for my 50th birthday. It was great.

I asked myself what could possibly cause a super model like Gisele to have panic attacks then I realized it must be a Bündchen stuff.

I might also become a raging alcoholic if I couldn’t taste the alcohol and only could tell how much I had by feeling drunk.

My father can’t smell or taste, but he still over eats.

I lost my sense of taste earlier this year for a couple of months. As far as I can tell, it was due to a dental treatment that occurred the day my taste fled. Later that evening, we were eating pizza and I kept saying “God, this pizza is so bland.” and my family was looking at me like I was nuts.

I related to Gisele so I’m basically a supermodel.

Wel-p, now I know what I’m doing on my 50th birthday; not jumping out of a helicopter into the Grand Canyon

Why would anyone ask Julianne Moore about aging? She doesn’t.

I want to know what happened during Beach Week.

As Lindy West once said, "I'm a witch, and I'm hunting you." 

I was a teen in the mid-90’s and lived and saw just so much stuff that was never reported. I remember some dummy giving my friend and I weed laced with god only knows what, then pinning me down in his basement while I fought him until his own dog attacked him. I was super pissed off, really respected that dog and…

I think women are taught from an early age that crimes committed against them just aren’t important. And yet: 

Padma is truly a goddess among us