“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

Oh my god, that poor woman. But also, what a bamf. Good for her, and I’m glad that she seems to have at least one or two supportive extended family members--what she’s done takes an incredible amount of strength, and she deserves to have a life full of good people around her.

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months, citing insufficient proof...”

Love to see these fuckers outed. If every man’s dirty secret was exposed, society as we know it would implode. We have a way of life built on the tacit agreement that we protect male sexual predators.

I could fight on for another six weeks to defend my reputation while running for re-election. But this would entail subjecting my wife, son, and elderly parents, as well as my daughter, to six weeks of extreme stress and scrutiny. I’m also not willing to spend six weeks fighting with my daughter in the media. As a…

#IDidReportAssholes

Yeah, I imagine she’s been estranged from her family. She spent her childhood telling everyone about this and nothing ever came of it.

Hi, fellow Jezzies! Please don’t give the Sun clicks. Thanks! <3

How does he have time to sleep? Guy seems to breaking a bajillion stories.

Because, based on that description: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Journalist A:

We are living in the teevee show :

Fuck it, I'll bet $10,000 that Carson doesn't remember who he works for either.

oh goodness, i remember this toad.  he is deep in the trump weeds, and far from sanity.  none of these accusations surprise me in the slightest.

A real life “Mac”from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Judging by the photo, it’s Fat Psycho Mac.

I will bet upwards of $5,000 that Trump doesn't even remember Ben Carson works for him.

The Egyptians will appreciate the distraction so they can get back to filling their pyramids with grain. 

Dammit, Ben Carson is on to us!

Ugh. It’s like a Where’s Waldo of awfulness- If you find Ted Cruz ...you lose!

‘I will Chair the United Nations Security Council meeting on Iran next week!’

I love how Ted Cruz is put in the background with the interns and not even mentioned by name in the tweet.