Full stop.

You pretty much hit the nail on the head with this one, thanks for commenting. That was a joke directed at the positions list and its combo ignorance/boastfulness, not virgins!

In this context it refers to people who have no idea what they’re talking about exaggerating their experience level.

Hey Jared, I have an idea for a new shirt:

That was Bea of the Do Little

if you look hard enough, there’s even footage of her:

I begged for a cat for my 8th birthday, and my dad was never a cat person either, but he relented and somehow MY cat became HIS cat! They’d often be caught snuggled up napping together, which we never let him forget. 

My husband hates cats and I’ve discovered it’s because he is a cat. 

Aw now I want them to air the damn thing. Also, nana sit by me!!!

“...I actually let myself fall in love with him [Travolta] and stay in love with him for a long time.”

My mom turned my dad into a cat person after a lifelong hatred of cats. I actually think it was the cat she adopted that turned him into a cat person because he and the cat are inseparable now. 

Hey, I successfully made my husband a cat person too! Nice job Rebecca Romijn, we need to recruit as many people as possible as support for the upcoming cat revolution.

I got up at 5 am for Diana’s wedding, funeral, and for Megan’s wedding.

Best idea I’ve heard all week.

I would certainly watch.

Can we start giving royals applicable names again? Like Sir Brooksbank the Charming but Dim,  Or Lady Eugenie of the Hat.

Her show would get huge ratings.

I don’t care if the cat is sleeping on my head, I’m still not a cat person. (I do not dislike cats, but I am definitively a dog person.)

I’m disappointed. I would watch the hell out of Eugenie’s wedding. Maybe E! will pick it up for the US.

wait, what - balding tuppence-store Cumberbatch up there is the groom? I know they say women marry their fathers, but that’s supposed to be metaphorical.