I cannot read the melon salad article because the mere sight of any melon is enough to make me physically wretch. This is not a hyperbolic statement. I hate them all with every fibre of my being. And anything melon-flavoured should not exist.

You do know that Connie Chung is married to Maury “You Are Not the Father” Povich, right?

Second time I’ve read about this today. It’s only when I couldn’t find any comments that I realized I was on Deadspin. GO FUCK YOURSELF SPANFELLER.

Raw milk is actually on the rise these days for its supposed health benefits

I’m sorry, maybe I’m not reading the statement correctly and I don’t get that this is sarcasm, but this is just not true. Circumstantial evidence is still evidence.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Ice cream.  

The worst thing about all of this is that I still hear/see you monsters in the bathroom not actually washing your hands long enough!

I have played through B1 and and BG2 more times than I can count and I welcome the changes from the older games and am very glad that Larian is helming the project. Divinity Original Sin 2 is an excellent RPG and I think they’re going to do right by DnD and the BG series.

The Montgomery Biscuits minor league baseball team.

I sang on Doowutchalike, and if ya missed it
I’m the one that said “just grab ‘em in the biscuits”.

“U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren’t Doing the Same Job”

This is disgusting! On the other hand, I just went to the KFC website to find the location closest to me as it would not be fair to condemn this “sandwich” without trying it. More than one test might be necessary.

Yep. Mine too. In fact I already have a road tripped ready to go to both McConnell’s and Trump’s graves when they finally die, so I can take an epic diarrhea shit on their headstones.

So what are you going to put in the note?

A few years ago on vacation, I found about $140 on the floor in a supermarket. It was a Saturday afternoon, which is typical changeover day for beach rentals. I was torn about what to do with it, but ended up turning it over to customer service (which I figured would be the last I’d see of it).