Yep. Mine too. In fact I already have a road tripped ready to go to both McConnell’s and Trump’s graves when they finally die, so I can take an epic diarrhea shit on their headstones.

So what are you going to put in the note?

A few years ago on vacation, I found about $140 on the floor in a supermarket. It was a Saturday afternoon, which is typical changeover day for beach rentals. I was torn about what to do with it, but ended up turning it over to customer service (which I figured would be the last I’d see of it).

It’s nice to read that everything is fine and normal at Mar-a-Lago.

For some of us, KFC is the only* option. The YUM! Foods Brand is mighty.

Never thought I’d vote against vapes, but influencers are undeniably worse.

Booze.

Absolutely.

Ruiz is clearly talented, and likeable. I hope she’s able to take advantage of this sudden fame to land a plum role on a TV show or something.

Did any character in all of Star Wars ever eat an appetizing meal?

As someone who has owned the original Star Wars silicone ice trays and lightsaber chop sticks from Kotobukiya since they were Japanese exclusives, I can speak with some authority to say that the Chewbacca IP is really nonsensical, and the R2-D2 IP is unfairly only in 6qt when it really should be 3qt and live in my…

Interestingly, and perhaps correlated, the gene causing a predisposition to unnecessary drama and accommodation for self diagnosed medical issues is thriving.

I couldn’t come up with a better comment than this one.

While you aren’t wrong, getting people to do “the right thing” is always good even if the motives aren’t. Doing good can become habit over time, even if it started for nefarious reasons.  Realizing that your thinking is in the minority can cause people to reflect on it and change their minds over time.  Their real…

I only eat fast food on Sundays so this issue doesn’t apply to me.

Infinity Burger

I heard it’s also written on the inside of his underwear. That’s where mother puts all his information.

True story: Jim Spanfeller’s resume is just a soggy cardboard box.