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Oh man... Its 8:30 and I’m starving, but that chicken looks SUPER good and crispy...

Please ask Jake, while he’s wearing his costume, whether he feels like a sandwich or not.

Tighty whitey’s are extraordinarily unsightly (A thing I haven’t sunk to since maybe sixth grade).

Tighty whitey’s are extraordinarily unsightly (A thing I haven’t sunk to since maybe sixth grade).

“This means something. This is important.”

Isn’t this missing the best one?

I’m not saying it’s a bad show, but Friends wasn’t good enough a show to justify this behavior.

For every good article posted on Splinter there was another that was wayyy too far up its own asshole. The commenters there were insufferable at best and raving lunatics at worst. But man the unceremonious shuttering and subsequent gag order is spectacularly shitty. I'm glad I use an ad blocker. 

Matt McGloin is 100% the fake name Blake Bortles uses at hotels.

And someone has to be drafted last... what’s more irrelevant than irrelevant?

Sadly, he inherited mom’s biceps.

If you process it into avocado toast, that thing has a street value of roughly $40,000.

Are there people who really think there’s someone in the galley kitchen of chain joints stirring pots of mac and cheese, red sauce, pesto, alfredo, chicken soup, cream of tomato soup, and broccoli cheddar soup while sweating over short ribs, mashed potatoes, pans of lasagna, roasting chickens, and flipping burgers?…

I’m not surprised after Meghan left Deadspin with both middle fingers in the air.

They’re banning soda ads much like how this site’s parent company has banned writers from talking about shutting down your sister site Splinter.

What can this* possibly mean:

Thank you so much for putting this in my head for the next couple of hours:

People think dieting might be easier if you work from home, because you can cook all the food you need fresh.. but they forget the added benefit of being a stones throw from your own toilet.

Trying to legislate people’s diets is a really bad idea, not because the goal is not a worthy one, but because government is singularly cumbersome and ineffective at engineering behavior.

I mean, Madison Bumgarner basically won an entire World Series by himself.