As a dreamboat myself, I can certainly relate to Cody Bellinger’s problem—all of the young men who watch my Metal Gear Twitch stream keep begging me to nut on camera, and it’s like at a certain point, who am I to deny them?

Talk radio was a mistake.

there’s not enough money in the world for me to give up my seat to cam newton, after he chuckled at the absurdity of a woman asking an astute football question whilst calling her a female.

Crispy edges on your eggs means you have over-cooked them. 

Maybe he/she means Canadian minutes?

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Yeah, fine, but the bastard didn’t even give the ball to a kid photographer.  

Found the Burger King stan

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Idk people who post articles such as...

Simple: spoon or fork up some of their meal and go: “Choo choo train pulling into the station... Open up! CHOO CHOO!”. If the patron turns away and/or spits up the food, you know they weren't into it. Otherwise, you just earned that 20%!

Translation: I and the Europeam Union don’t actually think that the big tech companies are monopolies but since the EU hates America and American success they sue the big tech companies and then get tons of money in the form of a settlement. (Less than if we actually taxed them but still!) We (the united states)…

KD could use you on his rehab team to help with some big stretches.

What is KD’s burner account reporting?

if he comes on the court Draymond gets to kick him in the cubes, problem solved

It obviously would have been better had they not shown it, but I thought their apology was actually pretty good;

International House of PEOPLE!!! The P stands for PEOPLE!!!

This seems like pretty direct evidence that KU wasn’t offering enough.