What type of moz are we talking, part skim or whole milk?  This is important to know.

I’ve never met anyone from New York I thought was a genuinely nice person.  I suspect the pizza is probably the same.

Let me share some Portandia gifs to celebrate this article.

But the Lambs is what everyone calls them who isn’t a Lambs fan, kinda like the Fourty Whiners or The Bungals.

I think the important thing to diagram is the chime, where the can is most susceptible to air and bacteria entering, essentially ruining the food.

At least they aren’t offering some spotted dick on V-Day.

Just a reminder for those who are learning impaired.

Another promotional thing.  Just expect to see IHOM signs in a week or so.

Let’s say I give them pics of multiple of my ex’s, Carmen Electra and Winona Ryder (maybe/possibly/could have totally happened), will I be able to get 20 wings and 20 free wings?

That’s why you should always have a favorite child, and one that just doesn’t quite live up to expectations.

This reminds me of where I found a satellite phone when I was visiting Jurassic Park one time.  Maybe it was me. 

I ain’t got the kind of time it takes to explain such a thing.

I suspect this cop will be offered a job heading some ICE division soon, because that’s how shitty things have become.

I don’t even like GoT, but that ad was the best!  I laughed at the “and my plague has cleared up” line pretty dang hard.

Science is poo talk.

From the sound of it, they signed a contract to use her likeness.  So they have some basis for using her likeness.  She’s just upset about the cardboard cutouts.

Cuthbert claims Fiji Water used her image as the key part of a global marketing campaign following the Globes, but that she did not “sign away her rights to ‘Fiji Water Girl’...

Did a doctor hurt you once? Was it Bill Cosby?  You know that was only an honorary doctorate.

True. I’ve seen it on cattle. Chickens are transported in cages.

There is a mortadella that is garlic & pistachio flavored.  You can tell when you walk in the room if she is eating it.  It’s worse than all the above listed.