I follow @drunkinagarten on twitter.  It’s close enough.

The bacon cheese fries have been here for a while.  I’ve been avoiding it, because I’m not sure my arteries can take much more.

I only do Gawrker.

To be fair about this, Buzzfeed is where journalism goes to die.

I’d rather have the Pokemon meal than the Monster Jam (though I do enjoy going to Monster Jam shows) we have in the U.S. right now.

Winning is not the Browns way.

He’ll be killed by someone.  I watched X-Files.  I know what happens.

Doesn’t matter what defense they go against. Rivers will complain and whine the entire time. I’m sure his wife is probably very used to having temper tantrums in the house, though.

Reminds me of a certain team in Kansas City that would run the ball up the middle on 3rd and 10. I’m sure there was no one else named “Schottenheimer” involved.

No.

All coffee is ass. That’s why you add sugar, cream, and flavorings to mask the taste. It’s not like a ton of people drink straight coffee.

That might work.  I’d have to “accidentally” drop the coleslaw and fries on the ground and then just tell them they don’t need to replace it, just keep the shrimp and riblets coming.

Madonna, Kevin Spacey, Johnny Depp, Gwen Stefani, Goop, Courtney Love.

It took me a bunch of purchases and returns to find a good rice cooker. All that effort we put into getting this one (the previous one up and died 4 years ago), I refuse to use our instant pot as a substitute, no matter how much better my rice might turn out.

She’s going to ruin him in a bad way. He has the most kind heart.  Dude has made me cry more than I want to admit.  WHY CAN’T SHE JUST CUDDLE WITH HIM MORE?!

90 Day has some straight crazy people.  Since I’m an avid reader of “savage groups” regarding this show, I find more fun in laughing at them.  I had to rage walk-out-of-the-room once during this season, which is one too many.  Asuelu and Olga make me love them more each time I watch, so it’s at least got that.

I’ve learned to not eat anything when I’m watching 90 Day Fiance and her commercials come on.  Vomit city (which I hope they don’t make a show about, as well)!

That video just made the new year even more special.

I’m doing Beetuary, where I don’t eat beets, because they are garbage and taste like dirt. So far, I’ve been successful.  Cheers to me!

Lemon pork sounds good to me.