Quite a while. I keep some in my fridge for when I get a craving.

I have loved Al since the 80's (bought records, cassettes, CDs, MP3's and one of the few people I have seen in concert since crowds aren’t my thing). As a fan of his, I appreciate your paragraph on a level that warms my heart.

You probably shouldn’t. This dude is a known troll on The Root.  He’s just trolling some more.

I’ve got a sad Toto song playing here and reading this, and there are many feelings being experienced right now.

It will always remind me of Slurm.

The thing about Whole Foods is that the business model has never been about being anything like Amazon. It’s a place where people can spend more money and feel like everything they do is so much more relax and healthy and better for the world. They have the food bar and tables out front for you to eat and chill.  It’s…

Ooh! As an act of solidarity, I’m playing some Toto MP3's at my desk right now. Viva Africa!

I’m not that hostile, but I do declare that Lunchbox dad doesn’t seem to have a real job, or a real life, and probably is on the drugs.

Soccer was really gaining good traction with games being readily accessible and more leagues growing across the nation.  I don’t think it’s a good time to cut the viewership for those of us who are cheap bastards.  Oh, well.  I’m forced to watch basketball, football, hockey, baseball, golf, and so many other sports…

We still have a drive in type in our area.  And there is a walk up in the mall, which is fine, since root beer refills are $0.10.

Costco has had these things off and on.  I don’t remember the brand name, but they were damn good.  

I think I agree with this salty person for once, whoever she may be.

I hope one of the kids shit on that guy’s pillow.

I loved Too Cool as a tag team.  To say they weren’t getting over is under appreciating how they they got the crowd happy with their gimmick.

Well, let me tell you about #twinja. You see, when Gawker lost the lawsuit from Hogan, a bunch of kinja folk from Gawker, Jez, iO9, and parts around there decided to go to Twitter as the platform to continue with their friendships. So, go on there again and search that hashtag. You may find some people you…

Never say I didn’t put in an extra step to help you out.

This whole thread on Steak-Umm’s Twitter feed is too good. I ain’t gonna repost the whole thing, but Checker’s/Rally’s and Steak n’ Shake make it worth the click.

Let me tell you about Flay’s restaurant that someone wanted to experience (not me, but, you know how sometimes things are involuntary).

Yep, and it’s grown to the point where they aren’t able to control the situation anymore. But, don’t worry. They will issue an apology to the Dick-in-Queef soon enough and then talk shit about CNN for the next week or two.