His trip to Flavortown took a detour to downtown and central booking. Shut the front door! And shut the cell door!

No one thing is overpowering to the whole dish. I’ve not been exposed to much in the way of ricotta in order to tell you the flavor of it vs anything else, as it’s just not something I eat too much (maybe 10+ years since I’ve had, and that was in a lasagna with other cheeses). The dish is worth the price of admission,…

Without my microwave, I couldn’t enjoy these wonderful microwave dishes for a quick bite:

In the 007 books, they do the same thing with the descriptions of food. The sound of it is more lovely than “a slab of meatloaf leftovers”, so I’m okay with it.

Applebee’s is pretty much the worst. I have been once in the last 8 years because the food kept getting more and more terrible. And that once I went just proved to me I was right in staying away. I’ve even been sitting on a gift card for a year because I have no inclination to set foot in there.

The Footloose soundtrack gets me going at my desk in times of sleepiness. Use sparingly.

I throw away the green apple ones. It’s the right thing to do.

Hmmmm... I would think that these people would need hug therapy, as they obviously weren’t loved as children.

But, it’s not really about the nuggets, man. It’s about the sauces. It’s always about the sauces!

I remember back in the 80's and Mullen’s moves where just another step up from anything we were doing. We all did street skating, but Mullen had a different style of board (narrower) and was doing insane things that seemed impossible to us.

I think your experience as a scout is based upon your parental involvement and your troop, really. My daughter has done bow & arrow, camping, crafts, community service, got trained in cpr, and did some stuff outside of her comfort zone with animals. The time she really becomes a carpet sitter is when she has to sell…

Oh I think it’s fine to tell her you did it. Just don’t tell her you went with your mistress.

Maybe you wouldn’t have brought shame if you just used margarine instead.

Yes, if you are like me and enjoyed watching Detroit with Laimbeer and Rodman playing some great D while the refs called some nonsense fouls on them. A travesty, I tell you!

Sounds more like an episode of Archer.

Amazingly, every time I have mentioned you or your site here on Gawker/Gizmodo over the last many years, you have popped up out of the blue. But, I mention your site out of love for it. Mad props to you!

Why doesn’t Lifehacker just finally pay Tom2ula to write for them? The ideas as AMAZING good for people in Florida!

Another year of this bad list.

For my hot takes on ramen, I always go back to The Ramen Rater. The person has tried more brands than I care to think about. My personal favorite was one made by Nongshim called Jinjja-Jinjja Flaming Hot & Nutty. The flavor difference in this ramen was the nutty flavor, which made it the best ramen I have ever tasted.…

Man, this guy is hard to kill.