But the XBox One S that is on a deal at every store won’t be there long. This kind of shopping is a sport, not for the weak or timid.

All I know is that JC Penny is open at 2 tomorrow, as shopping is my priority, followed by football, naps, and then more naps. So, noon seems like just the right time.

It’s practically written on my face.

I texted someone I know who worked in the prison system. Manson wasn’t a vegetarian. He ate his regular prison food for the most part.

If those samosas they made had green peas in them, I’m all for giving them additional fines for trying to poison the public.

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I’ll be on The Salad Bowl come Friday morning, but I hope you get paid, anyway!

The closest Trader Joe’s is an hour away. I think some of their foods are good, but not worth an hour’s drive by any means.

Do Kluwe and The Progressive Liberal count as celebrities?

Just drink the Turkish coffee for the caffeine. Beware the caffeine levels of the Turkish coffee will give you a shot in the arm, or possibly the shakes.

Patrick, I get the hint. Sure, come on over! We have plenty of room. There is going to be football, turkey, ham, maybe some Filipino dishes, maybe even both pumpkin bread AND pumpkin pies! We are going to cut it short for the holiday shopping (me and my hopefully-future-sister-in-law, anyway).

I get what I call mini-vacations. See, I’m a parent, and most of my free time I am spending with my kids. Kids don’t go away, unless they spend the night at grandma’s house or spend time with their friends. Even then, getting both out of the house is a chore.

• Listen to the unapproved commenters on every Lifehacker iPhone post, and switch to Android.

• Bobby Finger screamed, “GET OUTTA HERE.”

In times like this, I would have done my best to not let it be known I was involved at all, utilizing the old Shaggy defense.

Found a pic of the car where it came to rest on top of another vehicle.

For me or them?

So, asking for a friend, but what should I, er, you do when... you have things growing on my ball, I mean, a ball, maybe two?

He probably wasn’t wearing BBB shoes. He would have totally missed all his shots if he did.

As a Giants fan, Dodger tears is what I’m having for dinner tonight.