“I really like Facebook”.

I’m thinking 3. These love handles don’t maintain themselves.

It’s okay to not know anything about football. Really, it’s just a time to eat, drink, and not show up to work the next day. At least, that’s my plan.

I just got done trying a small snack thing my wife bought. They are called Balanced Breaks, made by Sargento. It has cheese, nuts and dried cranberries in very small portions. When I first picked it up, I was like, “Where is the food in this thing?” Now, after having one, I’m about 50% satisfied. The portions are…

I had A LOT of soup (the wife made wonton soup last night) and drank 6 cups of water and a soda. I woke 2 or 3 times, as I lost count, just going pee. Stupid bladder!

I only watch the first episode each season. For the fights, the crying, and the desperation that make me laugh and laugh and laugh. But, then the show tries to take itself seriously, which is blah. No need to put up with it unless there are some seriously good fights with wigs being pulled off and nail scratches.

Yes, but usually just say “at a hardware store”, unless it’s a more specialized piece.

If you wish. We aren’t against putting a link if it’s minimal or shows a reference needed or sites a source. And we do want people to put stuff there, as we love to see other people’s projects. It’s just preferred at the bottom of the article, like Patrick did at the bottom of the above article.

Sure. We love new things to do.

Don’t: Because the wife might get mad.

I sent you an invite.

Seems like you have some skills there that might be shared. Want to write up something about how you did this on Hackerspace? Let me know and I’ll give you privileges to write articles on HS.

Well, that’s exactly what the framers of the Constitution had in mind. They didn’t want the government to become too powerful and oppressive, as it’s becoming. They wanted the people to have the power to resist.

Great. A pissing contest where the winner is no one. Mexico isn’t going to be his bitch. I suspect that the same may happen conversely to US exports to Mexico, because, hey, let’s fuck over Mexico citizens, as well, with higher priced goods and services.

A friend cakes on her makeup. She’s in her 60's, so no big deal. Her desk phone and cell phone always have a layer of makeup on them.

It should be, as part of a fire safety program for your home. Plus, taking apart the dryer is quite fun.

It’s 5 times as long as Ben Affleck’s greatest scenes in theater and has more laughs, too.

Now, Patrick, my main man, my homie, my fellow vertebrae, my second cousin twice removed on my step mom’s side, I can be honest with you. I feel we have developed that kind of relationship over the course of our lives.

These are great ideas, but I recommend eating avocado when it is in season. You can get a large one for less than a dollar, instead of close to $2 for a large.

This is the best damn way to eat avocado, period! I don’t care for grapefruit, but the flavors all come together in this dish in a way that makes you crave it.