Different speeds for hand rails and steps: Not a feature, but rather an indication it needs to be repaired.

They most certainly have that right.

ding ding ding.

There are jurisdictions that prohibit smoking anywhere in a restaurant, even in the patio or sidewalk cafe portion of the establishment.

That renders your argument moot

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

He probably told Sony that he would spoil every Spider-Man movie he was in on “accident” during press junkets.

“PLEASE Mr. Iger! PLEASE Mr. Rothman! I can’t play the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if the neighborhood isn’t friendly!” and then Tom furrows his brow, tenting his fingers as if to pray

or some adorable bullshit

It’s because they feel called out. I don’t drink, never have. Will be standing around minding my own business with a gingerale and some schmuck will invariably ask me why I’m not drinking. It then devolves into an increasingly desperate interrogation from the other person about why I don’t drink:

“Told you so.”

No offence intended against Imogen, but every time I see her I mistake her for Dakota Johnston.

Is this the Futurama episode where Fry and Leela end up in an alien zoo? Amy was in a marmoset costume if I remember correctly?

JW1 was Colin Trevorrow working off someone else’s script, and JW2 was someone else directing a Trevorrow script. So JW3 being Trevorrow Unchained is most likely gonna result in an even bigger clusterfuck than the last two.

Her teeth also look more like adult teeth than those of a 9-year-old. She looks like an adult with dwarfism in this photo.

The knocking is coming from INSIDE the house! 

Where do you go that asks “every few minutes”? Usually once the food comes, the server might come by and ask how it is, and then 30 minutes later ask about refills and a check. I’ve never had a server constantly hound me like that.

Just from this picture her arms, hands, and legs look more like someone with dwarfism than a child to me. they’re not the same at all! how do you not notice?

Also while carrying credit card debt is bad, using credit cards that you pay off on time puts money in your pocket. You can get 2-5% back on most credit card transactions. This is free money in exchange for a little discipline about treating the balances as money spent vs a loan.

No, the answer is a lot more simple and obvious:

One of my absolute favorites.  I used to do the one-chapter-a-day read, out loud to my wife and kids, but the book has been boxed up for the past few years.  I eagerly await the unboxing now that my youngest is old enough to start getting references.