Of course one bad apple spoils the bunch.

That said, that one bad apple was a long time ago, and now the whole bunch is spoiled.

There is almost NOTHING more satisfying to me than watching a self-sure shitbird refuse to acknowledge they’ve done anything wrong and then immediately lose everything.

I was wondering if this was the eventual outcome of this story. People who take shortcuts and lie rarely do it once. 

her foot doesn’t look pretty in those ugly shoes, can’t she afford to make her feet look pretty or something?

Agreed.

One of my students was trying to write a story that took place in 1940, where kids were trying to look something up.

Noisey does a series where newer artists listen to classic albums (supposedly) for the first time and I’m absolutely convinced that whoever writes it is throwing all the shade, as often the album the artist is being played is a) a very well known classic album and b) almost always the obvious root for that artists…

Can we scrap the new Nicki Minaj album in favor of a new Tracy Chapman album?

If she’s planning to cast Aidan Turner in any role, I’m in. I would watch him read the phone book, preferably shirtless (him, not the phone book).  And I just realized that that analogy is no longer relevant since phone books are no longer published, so I guess I’d watch him read my car’s owners manual instead.

What’s funny is that a coworker of mine (D) was several episodes behind and listened to another coworker’s (G) advice to skip Kiksuya since “it was a boring episode that didn’t have anything to do with the main story” so D could catch up faster.

Evergreen trees

They don’t care about voter opinions because they feel they don’t need to. Voter suppression, gerrymandering, and now Russian interference are shielding them from having to pretend to care.

It’s not about being consistent, it’s about eliminating your enemies.

Right?? I feel like he gets more Jesusy (and less likeable) each passing day.

I got carded at a casino when I was 40.  Yeah, it does make you feel good.

I am 43 and this weekend, I was carrying some storage bins through a store and a nice lady asked me if I was shopping for my dorm room. Not my child’s dorm room, MY dorm room. I know it makes me a #badfeminist to celebrate this but it made my whole week.

Your treatment has made me so angry. I’m so sorry this happened to you. You deserve justice, and I know you’ll ace the bar.

I can respect the hustle as well. If they couldn’t tell the difference between real teen writing and fake teen writing, then did it really matter if she was actually 32?

It really is amazing how gamers simultaneously complain that no one takes gaming seriously as a hobby or as art but then also refuse to accept the responsibility and critique that comes with being taken seriously as a hobby or as art.