Not shade.

So uh

Cary Loudermilk’s teenage girl counterpart enters David’s evil-extraction room for basically no goddamn reason

I like to pretend only white people were dumb enough to live on a Hellmouth. There’s another in Cleveland.

I have to credit where it’s due: James Whitbrook came up with the headline. We had like fifteen, but his ended the pun run. It was the decisive winner.

How I feel about those adverts

The Wachowskis are not good at self-editing.

Shut up and take my multipass!

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

The alien does battle with an underwear-clad Sandra Bullock who just arrived one lake over.

I made this recipe over the weekend. It was incredible. I went the chocolate route and melted half a Hershey’s bar in there. Nerve-wracking (because ???), but I will never make Japanese curry without it. Also—I recommend that you boil potatoes and then throw them in the pan with carrots and onions. That way, they’re…

No, it appears in-game during Chapter 13. You get the choice to go with Noctis or Gladio/Ignis. If you choose Noctis, you can switch to the other route at any save room. However, if you do switch, you’re playing as Gladio/Ignis until they reunite later in the chapter.

Noctis can sprint in the chapter now, and I believe…

No

OMG THANKS FOR ASKING.

The last line yes but the first one is too obvious.

Patsy Stone as Doctor Who with Saffy as a Companion would have been hilarious.

Audiences, especially kids, should be able to see themselves in superheroes. Somewhere there’s a young questioning kid who relates to movie Trini, a kid on the spectrum who gets movie Billy. Power Rangers has a long track record of diversity in its casts. Rangers come from different backgrounds, different kinds of…

It is a show about a kung fu master and the actor playing him can’t do kung fu nor can the director or editors SHOOT kung fu.