thereturnofalessar
TheReturnofAlessar
thereturnofalessar

I think it might be an example of really great writing. It’s a made-up made-up name. (I.e., a writer thought, what’s a good name that will communicate to the audience that it was made up by a writer?)

Cuz he said ‘The board has tried this before and this time they sent you.’!!!!!

As soon as Clinton and Obama reached out to Trump, his manic desire to be loved by everyone immediately kicked into gear and he began walking back many of his previous positions- on deportations, on the prosecution of Bill and Hillary, and on his language concerning undocumented immigrants who haven’t committed

Yes. I definitely think that Arnold left behind some code because he knew that Ford was evil.

WHAT IF - Arnold was onto Ford’s plans before he committed suicide/got-offed and one-upped him by doing some hidden programming on the hosts of his own?

Oh absolutely. To me the question isn’t “is that a replacement Theresa” the question is “how many times has he done this?”

When I saw Hector strapped to that bed, I immediately began Phase One of my “saving $40,000" plan. Wait for me, baby!

When Theresa showed Bernard the blueprint of himself and he said “It doesn’t look like anything to me,” I swear I grabbed my boyfriend’s arm and was like

for laboratory ovens the distinction between gravity and mechanical convection is common, but for kitchen ovens “convection” means “mechanical convection”

for laboratory ovens the distinction between gravity and mechanical convection is common, but for kitchen ovens

I hope Chuck Schumer is ready. He’s going to be the most powerful Democrat left in our government after the inauguration.

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This needs to be a Rupaul lip sync choice. Though it cannot get any better than THIS. I just wish Noel Fielding did the syncing.

THIS. You could tell that they spent a lot of time on background elements to do a lot of worldbuilding, but the constraints of a single movie weren’t enough to show that. In a better world, it would be a fantastic Netflix series with plenty of money and creative freedom and run time to flesh it all out.

I have to agree with this. I am an Obama fan but his silence on this has been shameful.

Exactly. I divorced a man that I found out had been going on Craigslist having sex with strangers—both men and women—for our entire marriage. I had no idea at all. Not even an inkling. I definitely didn’t know he was bisexual, and I didn’t know he was cheating on me. I told someone about it once and they refused to

I know this is a joke, but the premium I’m willing to pay for prepped foods is ridiculous. I feel like an idiot paying some much more for vegetables that are already cleaned and cut, or sweet potatoes that are already peeled and diced, but my time is valuable to me, and if I can pay a little bit to make cooking dinner

Ummmmm I used to be very good friends with a girl who, one day, made this statement with a straight face: “I don’t wash my hands after going pee. Why would I?? It’s not like I pee all over my hands...”

I tend to think that too. Explains how Dolores can talk to Bernard, and then immediately wake up in William’s camp, and such.

What in the world is that? Some type of cat pillow? Sorry for not knowing, but I’m just not a cat person.

I’m not usually one to say this, but:

“Spy” is beyond funny. I had to keep pausing so that I could laugh.