I work at a Federally Qualified Healthcare Center and we are currently participating in an employee drive to donate water directly to patients at a FQHC in Flint. When it was announced one of my coworkers was concerned because of how high the carbon footprint was to send water from Rochester, NY to Flint, MI. I really…

Conan’s Mind upon exiting the airport.

I actually felt bad for a minute because she was older but then I promptly got over it.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…